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Today Sentai Filmworks pays tribute to the one genuinely miraculous talent that unites all fathers in an unshakable union of unspoken understanding: Dad Jokes.

Anyone can tell a joke, good or bad. But it takes someone truly magnificent to craft a simple jest into the pinnacle of witticism known only as the Dad Joke. Yes, friends and family may roll their eyes and groan at the inspired flash of genius, but take heart o’ Connoisseur of Comedy, for true genius is rarely appreciated during its time.

Which is why, in honor of Father’s Day, we’ve humbly written a few anime dad jokes so that our quips may one day find vindication as well.

Behold: Your Anime Dad Jokes Courtesy of Sentai Filmworks

What should you do if an upperclassman needs comfort food?
You sen-pai.

What is a volleyball team’s favorite form of poetry?
A Haikyu!!

What does a confused nanny say?
“Nani?”

How do you know when the audience finds an anime scary?
When They Cry

What did the boys’ love fan say to her wife after she stubbed her toe?
“Yaoi!”

If the Almighty ever goes on vacation, does that mean we’ll have a Sunday Without God?

What do you call a tiny bee?
A chibi.

Which letter of the alphabet fights monsters?
Vampire Hunter D

What did the letter F say when G told it to stop pranking others?
So I Can’t Play H?

I know someone who’s a big fan of both anime and sandwiches. It really works out since she loves subs.

Did you hear about the excitable ghost? I heard he’s a total weeaboo.

What did the manager say to the sleeping pop idols?
Wake Up, Girls!

How did the letter D greet its neighbor?
“Yuri!”

What do you call a unique battery that’s found only in anime?
Special A

What do chickens wear during formal occasions?
A hen-tai!

Do you know if Sentai licenses Senryu Girl?
I don’t know, but anime.

Who do you get when you cross anime with a classical composer?
Johann Sebastian Baka.

What did the announcer scream after the battle of the bands ended in a knockout?
“K-ON!”

Man, these car repairs are getting ridiculous. Next time, I’m getting a Mitsuboshi Colors.

I found this shirt while cave raiding. The tag says ‘MADE IN ABYSS.’

What would Kandagawa Jet Girls be called if it were set in the ‘80s?
Cowabunga Jet Girls

A rugby team was having trouble coordinating its practice schedule during the day, so the captain suggested they Try Knights instead.

Did you know that Valkyries celebrate Valentine’s Day?
I hear they call it Val x Love.

Did you know people wore flip-flops in the 1920s?
Yeah, I heard they called them Flip Flappers.

What did the guy say to his brother after pulling a successful prank?
Gatchaman!

What’s the one thing actors all have in common?
They Love Stage!!

What’s an assassin’s favorite sin?
ASSASSINS PRIDE

How do you greet swimming pools?
HIDIVE

What do you get when you cross Azumanga Daioh with JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure?
Azumanga Dio

What would Non Non Biyori be called if it were about food?
Nom Nom Biyori

You Can’t Spell “Dad Jokes” Without “Dad”

Father’s Day is YOUR day to shine, dads! Your dad jokes are amazingly amusing and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. But do not judge the naysayers too harshly. Their feeble minds simply cannot appreciate the depths of your talented wit.

One day, they shall appreciate your genius... One day...

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